Shoot Bibi Gun

I found this inside a children’s book at Goodwill. I thought he might have included a footnote for a minute there but when I unfolded the paper, sadly there was not one. I feel sorry for his sisters.

I Hav Kile You

I picked up this diary in the children’s section of a thrift store. In the first page of this comic, the raccoon tells the other guy that his lunch is yucky. Apparently, the other guy really knew how to defend his lunch.

In a Sue Book

My mother found this journal entry when she was clearing out our basement.

This Is Your Mission

Kohl’s department stores have sturdy cardboard boxes that can fold down and are constantly reused. Stickers are added to the boxes to denote where they get shipped to and clutter the lids to all these boxes. I found these stickers on the top of one of them. The writer must have written the note and … Continued

Bad Mood Dude

My husband was taking out the trash and found this note. We are the only ones in our neighbourhood without kids – since we can’t make out the “signature” we have been wracking our brains trying to figure out which kid is mad at his/her mom!


They don’t allow cell phone use during school hours at most campuses in Austin, so if you have to text.

Aly’s Hair Care Salon

I found this price list for Aly’s Hair Care Salon blowing around outside. My favorite selection is the “Suprise Hair-Do.”

Bugle Boy

Someone had already propped this photo up on the advertising board but I couldn’t resist taking it. It is labeled “Cole” on the back and this looks like a photo that they will bring out when he is older to show to his girlfriend to humiliate him. I’m glad my parents were too cheap to … Continued