This Is What You Did to Me

Over the summer I worked at a restaurant and found doodled onto a napkin where a family had been sitting. Hope she gets over her broken heart.

Dear Tooth Fairy

I found this note in my car, but do not know how it got there or who Andre might be. My only guess on how it got in my car is that one of my friends found it and put it there thinking I would get a kick out of it. My wild guess about … Continued

Not a Piano Player

I bought a used upright piano last year and I finally got it tuned. The tuner found this in the piano.

Jim Eggtree

Found at the Betty and Edward Marcus Sculpture Park at Laguna Gloria. Nothing is on the back. January 2016

Toothy Toddler

This daycare has an odd definition of a “good day” when it involves attempted cannibalism. Picked up from a Costco parking lot.

“Make a To Do List.” Check.

So many questions arise from the life of this to-do list maker….Who is Bob? Why does he get the worst jobs? Why put certain bodily functions on the list and not others? Is Pinocchio required reading every day? And so many more…. FOUND on the sidewalk.

Happy New Year

I found this while cleaning underneath the bench seat of a Volkswagen Vanagon my dad recently purchased.

Happy Thanksgiving

I found this note on day in my classroom after the kids left. I was initially sad to hear that somebody had a rough morning and then i realized that some of the kids hadn’t been on task the entire time during the period dedicated to silent sustained reading.

Stood Up

I found this on my way home in a bingo hall parking lot at about 3am at the tail end of a heat wave in mid-July. Kind of chuckled at her choosing rhyme to sarcastically express her displeasure with being forgotten. And who is the freak?