Onesie

Found this on the floor at the Apple store at The Summit. I did not know what a onesie was. I asked a few guys. They did not know, but it sounded kinky. The whole list sounded kind of kinky, like things to take on the honeymoon or a weekend tryst. Then I asked a … Continued

Can We Talk PLEASE

Found on the floor of an office block in Melbourne Central.

Nipple Butter

Found at a gas pump on Valentine’s Day, 2011. Seemed like someone was going to get a kinky holiday surprise, but a quick Google search for “nipple butter” revealed something quite different than what I had assumed.

Evone’s XMAS List

I was in a thrift store when I found this (though the stationary is from Amarillo, Texas). It’s kind of a random list. She lists cologne, bath powder, night gowns and the phone in her bedroom, but then random Willie Nelson 8-track tapes are mentioned, as well as a fountain for the back yard. Kinky … Continued

You Can Tell a Lot About a Gal

I was on my daily walk and almost passed this up, but with my new eye for the stray paper I stopped and picked it up.

Big Axe Stick

My sister and I found this on our way to a local concert. It was folded in half in the middle of the road. I heard about this website a few weeks ago and have been keeping my eyes peeled since! I’m still not sure what a ‘big axe stick’ is.

Megan Fox and Green Fuzzy Handcuffs

Found this after trash pickup in  an area I walk to and from work. Looks like a Christmas Purple Box present list, though I’m not sure.

Gift for Nate

Found this Christmas shopping list while doing my own Christmas shopping.