Heart Means I Extremely Want

This is a list found in a Meijers (to non-Michiganders it’s a pre-Wal-Mart 24 hr fix-your-car-and-a-dinner retail powerhouse) parking lot on Black Friday.

Places to Beat Devin to

My fiancee and I found a stack of pages torn from a notebook while walking around one of the lakes at Notre Dame University.

Future Miss America

I was working a shift at Bath & Body Works the week before Christmas when I found this folded up on one of the shelves while cleaning up. I hope the maker of this list received at least one of these things for Christmas.

In Need

I found this in the store Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Nic Fit

Found in the street

Piniata?

Someone left this on the counter at my work (a dollar store). I guess Dad needed a separate list. And a pinata.

Sluty Dress

The hearts make me think that she probably had a hot date that night.

And Boob Cups

Found this shopping list on the floor.