Onesie

Found this on the floor at the Apple store at The Summit. I did not know what a onesie was. I asked a few guys. They did not know, but it sounded kinky. The whole list sounded kind of kinky, like things to take on the honeymoon or a weekend tryst. Then I asked a gal. She told me a onesie is for babies. There it is! The whole list made sense then. Obviously it was a list of gifts and candy for a baby shower. We did enjoy speculating for a while, though.