Caffeine Craving

This one was found walking with my class from the Gladstone in Toronto back to the Go Station.

Love and Ansel Adams

My friend and I found this tucked in an Ansel Adams photography book at the Goodwill. The message was especially poignant, as we figured Dad must have died for this to reach the donation pile.

Sexy’s Seat

I was at a music festival and I found this note scrawled in what looks like eyeliner on a cocktail napkin and left on a chair.

Sneezing Banned

I work in a library and we have these little forms scattered around the place for members of the public to write on with their comments and leave in a little box for the librarian to respond to. This particular person wants us to BAN SNEEZING in the library.

Up Here, Mister

I found this on the sidewalk of a store I shop at.

Could Yoo

During a period when my car was in the shop, I took the bus to my babysitting gigs in Inglewood for a week – a VERY long ride. One morning I arrived pretty early, and instead of showing up at the door and hanging around awkwardly, I decided to take a walk. I found this … Continued

Hunters

My best friend accidentally booked us rooms at the wrong motel the night of her wedding. This was the first thing I saw, when closing the door.

Have Mercy

My next door neighbor just moved out, leaving a dozen large-sized pizza boxes in the recycling. I was flattening them to make more room in the bin, and found this between the top two. He was the squarest man I’ve ever met, and I can’t believe he ever played ANY Bowie album, good or bad. … Continued

No Vomit in Sink

I was visiting a company’s swanky modern office, and I found this in the bathroom. I immediately burst out laughing, and all sorts of images came into my head of a post-drink-binge-morning-after-run-to-bathroom-vomit (and not quite making it to the toilet). And the outrage and disgust of maintenance when they find the hurl in the sink. … Continued