Up Here, Mister

I found this on the sidewalk of a store I shop at.

Could Yoo

During a period when my car was in the shop, I took the bus to my babysitting gigs in Inglewood for a week – a VERY long ride. One morning I arrived pretty early, and instead of showing up at the door and hanging around awkwardly, I decided to take a walk. I found this … Continued

Hunters

My best friend accidentally booked us rooms at the wrong motel the night of her wedding. This was the first thing I saw, when closing the door.

Have Mercy

My next door neighbor just moved out, leaving a dozen large-sized pizza boxes in the recycling. I was flattening them to make more room in the bin, and found this between the top two. He was the squarest man I’ve ever met, and I can’t believe he ever played ANY Bowie album, good or bad. … Continued

No Vomit in Sink

I was visiting a company’s swanky modern office, and I found this in the bathroom. I immediately burst out laughing, and all sorts of images came into my head of a post-drink-binge-morning-after-run-to-bathroom-vomit (and not quite making it to the toilet). And the outrage and disgust of maintenance when they find the hurl in the sink. … Continued

Send Money

My girlfriend and I found this on the way to lunch one afternoon.

Thank You Very Much

Found this on the floor of my apartment building, but I didn’t hear anything.

Leftovers

Found this on the ground while doing some work in my yard. Thought it was an odd bit of advice.

NO FARTING!

Found this on the back of a “NO FARTING” sign.

Don’t Be Mean to Me

I found this in a drawer in a restaurant in Los Feliz. It’s obviously written by a child, and it breaks my heart that a child would ever have to feel this guarded that he would write something so profound and emotional. I hope that this kid is having a better go of life by … Continued