United States of METAL

Found this killer kustom greenback on the ground in McCarren Park Pool last year. This hesher was crumpled into a little wad of glory.

Spay and Neuter

I got this as change at some store. Found it funny because there are a lot of illegal field workers around here.

Karma’s a Bitch

I came across this old-style Canadian twenty-dollar bill while counting the till at a fundraising event.

No Matter What You Say

I work at a coffee shop on a college campus, and this was in the drawer of the cash register. Theories are running wild among my friends about the circumstances behind it. Whether Nena is devoted or just plain creepy… it’s a toss-up.

Brig o’Doon

I was about to spend this magnificent Scottish five pound note on some bananas when I noticed that someone had taken exception to the portrayal of Scotland’s national poet and Brigadoon, the site of his most famous poem.

Do Not Forget This

I got this five-dollar bill as change at a Japanese restaurant up the street, and was intrigued by the note at the bottom.

Money Where Your Mouth Is

I received this dollar bill a while ago as change. I didn’t want to spend it, even when I needed an extra dollar–I’d always borrow instead. Something tells me that this was a bet. “I’ve got a dollar that says I can make this putt.” I wonder if those golfers have upped their antes since … Continued

France No Good

I found this in my wallet a few years ago. I wonder who had the rubber stamp made … and for what purpose.

Put Jamba in Fridge

Someone used this to pay the $5 cover of our art gallery happy hour here in San Francisco. It made us laugh.