Thanks Uncle Tom

I bought a meat grinder at Salvation Army and this note was in the box.

Killer Rabbit

Was moving furniture out of a deceased woman’s condo and found this card. It appears to be a copy of a child’s drawing made into a homemade card of some sort.

Dear Mrs Todd

It seems to be some kind of counterfeit … disciplinary … greeting card.

Get a Frickin’ Job

Found lying in a sad puddle at a gloomy East London bus stop.. hopefully before Dad was given this not so subtle birthday message…

From My Levatoranz

No idea what a Levatoranz or a Bulbospongiosus are, but it does seem that “J” really loves Matthew. This was found in a book outside at The Strand bookstore in New York City in the $1 books section.

It’s All Yours

I found this on someone’s front lawn today. At first I thought it said, “It’s all you,” and then I read more and realized that it must have been some sort of sign a child made for a free giveaway of unwanted stuff…There is an elementary school across the street. I like the “No Momey” … Continued

Pulling for Me

I found this card inside a paperback copy of “The Thorn Birds” by Colleen McCullough that I purchased in a thrift store. These are the two inside pages.

Friend Zoned

I found this Valentine’s Day card in the hallway of my dorm at Purdue University.