My Feeble Attempt

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FOUND by Jessica F. at University of British Columbia, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

My roommate Tracey found this remorseful letter on the ground near her school. The saddest part is that it had been sealed with tape and obviously never opened, meaning either that it never reached its recipient, or that she threw it on the ground without reading it.

Surpassing Dysfunction

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FOUND by Chris in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

This is the very first time I have seen or heard of somebody addressed as “bachelor.” I love this message because it is just so bizarre and each line read solves none of the confusion of the previous line, but only serves to raise more questions. I half-seriously wonder if it is in some kind of code. I hope Mr. C. and Bachelor enjoyed their BBQ and bike ride together.

Beard Month

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FOUND by Kyle Antivenin in Business District, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

I was walking to lunch in a back alley behind my office, between Pender & Dunsmuir streets, and saw this tacked to a telephone pole in the middle of the alley. It was basically right in the middle of a low-foot-traffic area, where very few people would ever see it. So I don’t know who the poster was trying to reach. Luckily I got a head start on growing my beard in January, but I think I’ll trim it into a “Pennsylvania Dutchie” for just this occasion.