Here’s the Deal-e-o

I found this on the floor in the grocery store I work at on Valentine’s day.

Our Nylon Home

I found this on the reverse side of a desk calendar from 1995. I find oddly romatic.

Wisk You Away

I found this note on the ground at my local dog park in Highland Park. I went to pick it up and throw it away when I noticed what it was. The only people that go to this park are ones with dogs, so I hope that their dogs like each other too! Although I … Continued

Nipple Butter

Found at a gas pump on Valentine’s Day, 2011. Seemed like someone was going to get a kinky holiday surprise, but a quick Google search for “nipple butter” revealed something quite different than what I had assumed.

Nuts to You

Today, Valentine’s Day 2008, as I was walking down the chip aisle of a downtown Target store, I saw this peeking out from behind a bag of Doritos. There is an actual quarter taped to the envelope!

Bizzie Is Loved

I found this Valentine at work in the copy room.

I Wanna

I found this at my library. Somebody had forgotten his diary. It manages to be both hilarious and incredibly poetic at the same time.

But If I Were

I found this note and thought it was absolutely hilarious. I thought I’d pass it on to you.

George Loves Martha

George dreams of being with Martha on the inflatable mattress soon. I would assume he’s not referring to uhm err anything regarding you know what I mean. I’m thinking either one of them was homeless or a Hobo for a while… George is the artsy type, concerned about the sun-burned Martha in Orlando and he … Continued