The Cons Definitely Outweigh the Pros

I found this folded-up by a register at the Brookshire’s in my hometown. It was written on the back of an “ITEM NOT ON FILE LOG.” I don’t know who this person is, but they should probably not date either of these guys.

Dress-up Kitty

I think this gem was from the 1800s printed on a large glass plate negative that I found.

Lost Semi-Telepathic Cat

This poster appeared on a pole outside my house one night. There were no others like it in the neighborhood, or posted at any stores nearby. I can’t imagine how someone lost a cat pulling a wagon with balloons.

Freddy?

My dad bought some property in this little town called Iola. There was an old barn and farmhouse on the property and I have found lots of cool antiques in the barn. I was helping to take the old sheet-rock off the walls and this fell next to me in the biggest bedroom.

Death and Taxes

Found in old file while setting up a computer lab, left by a previous employee with a wide-ranging set of important things to do.

Alaska Without Words

This is such a perfect display of an Alaskan there is no words needed.

Bebo

We had a lip-sync contest as part of our company holiday party. One daring group of men decided they would dress in full drag (lingerie, not dresses) and perform “Lady Marmalade” from Moulin Rouge. The party was held a few blocks from where we work so in order to completely get into character, the five … Continued

NOT the Father

I was visiting my brother at his apartment and when I got ready to leave this was under my wiper blade. The truck I drive is a very popular model and color, so she obviously picked the wrong one. My brother does not know anyone in his complex named in the note.

Idiot List

Found along the walk.