I Not Stole Your Box

We came back from holiday and this note was on our doorstep in a bag of opened gifts someone had sent us. Obviously they were so taken by the box they had to see what was inside.

No Brian Try To Find One

My girlfriend found this on her truck a couple days ago when coming back from an appointment. Not sure what Brian can do about this one. Apparently he is the one to solve the parking issues here.

Put Jamba in Fridge

Someone used this to pay the $5 cover of our art gallery happy hour here in San Francisco. It made us laugh.

High Noon

I found this on the sidewalk next to a debris box on Central Avenue, between Fulton and Masonic.

Palm Man

I found this photo dated June 1963 on a street in San Francisco last year. It has an odd note on the back that reads “taken too late at night”. But too late for what?

Gentleman’s Agreement

Found when taking out my trash and recycling in the Castro neighborhood. It irritates me, since I’m not getting any.

To Help Him

I found this on Potrero Hill. The piece of paper was taped to the sidewalk just before an intersection. I guess Hammer doesn’t have a pager.

1-800-EFF-YOU

I found this on my windshield in the SFO long-term parking, October 2012. I was very late for a flight and parked quickly in a tight spot. I realized I severely squeezed someone in, but I had absolutely no time to park again. The whole 4-day trip I wondered if I’d get a ticket, towed, … Continued

Lots of Possibilities

I found this piece of torn cardboard just up the street from my house in Cole Valley. I picture a teenager writing it, maybe experimenting with a god complex, or maybe just making a list of morbid verbs. Apparently, “confuse” didn’t make the cut.