Ninja Attack

My friend was in San Francisco and found this on the street.

El Chupacabras

I saw this propped against a tree on the sidewalk at Hayes and Franklin and did a double take at the word Chupacabras. Looking at it later I feel like there’s probably a sad story behind it.

You Never Kiss Me

Found on the sidewalk in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood.

Doggy Weather

I found this on on 17th Street near Noe.  Pretty self-explanatory. Notice the alliteration (more visual than aural) “tootled through the tree trail.”

Mega Giant

I found this note on the sidewalk near my apartment one morning.

Full of Happiness

I live a few doors down from Dolores Park, and the amount of trash that gets blown into my building’s driveway & garage is pretty impressive. Usually it’s just paletas wrappers, empty beer cases, and pollen. A couple of weeks ago I was in a crappy mood as I went to get my car: someone … Continued

Have Mercy

My next door neighbor just moved out, leaving a dozen large-sized pizza boxes in the recycling. I was flattening them to make more room in the bin, and found this between the top two. He was the squarest man I’ve ever met, and I can’t believe he ever played ANY Bowie album, good or bad. … Continued