Even If You Were Provoked

A friend of mine found this in the West Portal district. I can only imagine what shocking events destroyed this person’s faith in firemen. Are there still children who want to grow up to be fireman? Apparently so.

Mr. Big Snake

The attached is a note a friend of a friend found outside their apartment (or on their car) in 1998.

No Brian Try To Find One

My girlfriend found this on her truck a couple days ago when coming back from an appointment. Not sure what Brian can do about this one. Apparently he is the one to solve the parking issues here.

Put Jamba in Fridge

Someone used this to pay the $5 cover of our art gallery happy hour here in San Francisco. It made us laugh.

High Noon

I found this on the sidewalk next to a debris box on Central Avenue, between Fulton and Masonic.

Palm Man

I found this photo dated June 1963 on a street in San Francisco last year. It has an odd note on the back that reads “taken too late at night”. But too late for what?

Gentleman’s Agreement

Found when taking out my trash and recycling in the Castro neighborhood. It irritates me, since I’m not getting any.

To Help Him

I found this on Potrero Hill. The piece of paper was taped to the sidewalk just before an intersection. I guess Hammer doesn’t have a pager.


I found this on my windshield in the SFO long-term parking, October 2012. I was very late for a flight and parked quickly in a tight spot. I realized I severely squeezed someone in, but I had absolutely no time to park again. The whole 4-day trip I wondered if I’d get a ticket, towed, … Continued