This Obviously Has Many Applications

Found at Safeway in the bottom of my grocery cart. I’m guessing the notes found at Whole Foods might be more reliable when it comes to general science, but who knows?

Ninja Attack

My friend was in San Francisco and found this on the street.

El Chupacabras

I saw this propped against a tree on the sidewalk at Hayes and Franklin and did a double take at the word Chupacabras. Looking at it later I feel like there’s probably a sad story behind it.

You Never Kiss Me

Found on the sidewalk in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood.

Doggy Weather

I found this on on 17th Street near Noe.  Pretty self-explanatory. Notice the alliteration (more visual than aural) “tootled through the tree trail.”

Mega Giant

I found this note on the sidewalk near my apartment one morning.

Full of Happiness

I live a few doors down from Dolores Park, and the amount of trash that gets blown into my building’s driveway & garage is pretty impressive. Usually it’s just paletas wrappers, empty beer cases, and pollen. A couple of weeks ago I was in a crappy mood as I went to get my car: someone … Continued