Alive

I was at a Halloween party on Mission Hill when I saw this taped to the wall above a table of shots. The words struck me as kind of deep. They may be song lyrics; either way it was funny how this note summed up the great sense of belonging and fun everyone was having … Continued

With Vigor

I bar tend at a restaurant and worked a private party for an OB/GYN group. They left these notes behind on a table. Some of them I can’t understand or make out. My favorite note by far is “Masturbating vigorously on the basement floor.”

Conspiracy Notes

I found these all over town, which were posted at tourist sites. I hope that more of these crazy notes circulate next summer.

So Walk On

This was lying face-up in the middle of the sidewalk in front of my neighborhood video store in San Rafael. It’s written on a flap cut from a corrugated cardboard box. The use of “no” instead of “not” suggests the author may have English as a second language. What I especially like about it is … Continued

Spelled Backwards

Found this Post-it on the inside of the main doors of my high school. It seemed funny and kind of wrong at first, but now I think it’s true.

The Closer I Get to You

I just found this note on the street last night. Everyone that I was standing with fell silent when I read it, and there was a quiet until someone said, “Yep, that’s pretty much it… isn’t it.” Enjoy.

The Bacon

I found this inside a book in my school’s library.

Envelope

My wife and I drove by a soft-cushioned chair that had been set out and thought “Hey, someone threw away a perfectly good chair that might look great upstairs!” We loaded the chair into my truck and drove it home. It smelled slightly of cat pee so we decided to rip out the cloth bottom … Continued

The Bridezilla Syndrome

Almost walked by this litter, then thought of your mag and decided to pick it up.