I bartend at a restaurant and worked a private party for an OB/GYN group. They left these notes behind on a table. Some of them I can’t understand or make out. My favorite note by far is “Masturbating vigorously on the basement floor.”
I found this napkin on the sidewalk in southeast Portland. I’ve never heard of the Break Time Sports Grill & Pub, and was pretty sure it wasn’t in my neighborhood. When I Googled it, this bar is in Salisbury, Maryland! This napkin traveled all the way across the United States only to be dropped on the sidewalk!
I found this stuck up on the wall of a gorgeous, old, eccentric woman’s apartment. As caretakers of the property in which she lived, my husband and I went in to clean up her apartment after she had died when we found this wonderful note.