Not Relationship Material

I found this at my job. It was left by a customer. Apparently the “not relationship material” type of guys are in style.

10 Good, 10 Bad

I found this folded up and blowing down my street.

The Cons Definitely Outweigh the Pros

I found this folded-up by a register at the Brookshire’s in my hometown. It was written on the back of an “ITEM NOT ON FILE LOG.” I don’t know who this person is, but they should probably not date either of these guys.

About Chad

When I was hanging out at this beer garden right on the beach, I looked down and noticed this on the floor by my foot. While the 3 people I was with continued their conversation, I read this to myself, amazed. Finally I had to interrupt them to show them my find. I think it … Continued

The Pros and Cons of Candy

On Halloween my house gets a lot of trick-or-treaters. A LOT. This year we estimate that about 1,200 kids came by our house. When cleaning up after Halloween I found this note on the floor on a crumpled 3×5 card. Perhaps this was dropped by one of the moms?

Idiot List

Found along the walk.

No Maternal Instinct

While cleaning off a table I found this crumpled up napkin stuffed in the seat.

What I Want in a Guy

There are six pages with writing in this spiral notebook (with the cover “Orient’e – Authentic Oriental, Made in Japan”), none of which look like they were done by the same person. Following a first page that simply says, “Mike’s Phylosiphy”, and several blank pages interspersed with a crossed out grocery list and a page … Continued

Life

I found this in a fast food parking lot. The thing about “not being dead” in the pro side pretty much speaks for itself.