What I Want in a Guy

There are six pages with writing in this spiral notebook (with the cover “Orient’e – Authentic Oriental, Made in Japan”), none of which look like they were done by the same person. Following a first page that simply says, “Mike’s Phylosiphy”, and several blank pages interspersed with a crossed out grocery list and a page … Continued

Life

I found this in a fast food parking lot. The thing about “not being dead” in the pro side pretty much speaks for itself.

Guy I Want

I was working gown pickup at graduation at the University of Houston and I found this note on the back of a gown receipt on a bench after the ceremony. Looks like she was ready to start her life out right with drugs and cuddles.

Surviving Homeschooling

This list of “pros and cons” was in a book called Surviving Homeschooling. Found in a second-hand book store.

Joe It Is

I found this on my desk in Chemistry class. Apparently Joe has a secret admirer.

What I Value in a Partner

I found this list on top of a baby change table in the women’s washroom at a drop-in play group.

Why to Go to U of A

A co-worker and I found this on the way out of our building one day. We can only assume that this girl is trying to convince her parents why she should go to UA. However, we cannot fathom how and why this school would help “deal with fear problems.”

Karen’s Guide

Found in the women’s restroom at Mary’s Club, an infamous and seamy strip joint. Karen wrote on her lovely stationary what I can only assume are burning questions she’d pose to a potential date. Question #1 is valid: married? Then a second important question: kids? But then after that – is she just looking for … Continued