Bad News / Poop All Over

Found by a friend on the community note board in his kitchen. I had a first-hand look– the note pretty much says it all. Poops were, indeed, all over.

Church Sign

Found in a church washroom. It says, “Please flush the toilet after each usage thank you for your cooperation.”

Help Wanted, Two Bucks

I found this handmade flyer while walking my dog. It is such a sweet note that I feel like applying for the job.

Take Me To The River

My friend lives in a complex frequented by homeless people as a short cut. Apparently they were using the semi-hidden porches in the parking lot area to poo in privacy. In an act of desperation this sign was put up, begging them to stop. I stole the sign; it wasn’t up for very long.

Doris

This was found by my dad, who is a security guard in a retirement community. He thinks it might be written by a woman living there who brings them ‘treats’ (cookies, etc.) accompanied by her dog. -Patricia

Good Education

I found this in the hall at school. I think it’s supposed to be a GOOGLE book entry, something we do in English class.

Poops of the World

While at the library this week, I needed scrap paper, so grabbed one of those little pieces of paper that they have next to the card catalog for writing down call numbers or whatever. This is what I found on it.