Sticky Poo

I work for one of the world’s major oil companies as a design engineer. I saw this in the bathroom cubicle next to one of the cafeterias.

Bags

I found this note on the ground while taking the baby for a walk in our ritzy little neighborhood.

Icy Bag of Poop

Whenever I go to the grocery store, I pick up any discarded shopping lists I see (it’s my voyeuristic side). I found this one a few years ago. Totally normal on one side, and HELLO, pure pre-adolescent genius on the other.

Pooped

I found this in a public library book.

Poop Spray

Found on the ground walking to the Church Key in MadTown. Someone must have been just moving in and in desperate need of some scented poop spray, LOL.

Mistaken Identity

I live in an apartment complex. I found this and a dirty diaper on my car one morning. I do not have children or diapers. Stay Classy?

If You Don’t Hit

This was found taped above the toilet in a diner/gas station, in the Southwest part of the state. I’m guessing there must have been a pattern of not hitting the commode to warrant this note.

Please Flush Twice

Found this on the wall behind the toilet in the Risley bathroom. Shows some tension between two universities close together.

B.M.

I found this stuck in the bushes of my front yard. I’m imagining some persnickety old woman passing it to a “young person” who had used more colorful language to describe said “BM.”