Violating Carvelle

I found this note/business card when I was walking down a residential street.

Ninja Attack

My friend was in San Francisco and found this on the street.

I Ask That Some Girl Will Open This Up

This young man clearly suffers from “nice guy” syndrome, and is driven to leave notes promoting his own worthiness for any girl who might come along. I’m particularly heart-broken by the passage at the end, in which he says he doesn’t believe in abusing girls.

Wuts Good

I found this outside Drake High School.

School Is Worse Than I Thought

I found this while cleaning out some old folders in an art storage area at the end of the school year at the school where I work.

Bank Deposit

Found early one morning on the roadside.