Pots of Love

On the front it reads “MOM” with a heart. There is a family fridge somewhere missing this gem. My favorite part is the pictures of hearts and pots at the bottom. Ten pots is a lotta love!

4:45am

This was found in a grocery store parking lot on a particularly gusty afternoon.

Dumbest Dum Dum

I finally got around to cleaning out my backpack for the summer and found this paper crammed underneath a million other loose papers and more than a few folders. I have no idea how it got in there, who wrote it, or who Avery is, but I can tell you right now, he sure is … Continued

Frustrated Virgin Needs an FTF

This note was found at a high school nestled at the top of a garbage can. If it isn’t golden I don’t know what is. Cute little cartoons and drawing decorate this seemingly innocent note. Innocent, that is, until we read on a bit and discover this innocent young lady needs an FTF!

If I Weren’t His Son

This was left in class one day as I was getting ready to go. I student-teach at the middle school for 5th and 6th graders. I’m glad to know that even in the Bible Belt South love of any gender can exist. I’m going to keep it.

24 Stitches

I’m a stagehand and I found this note on the floor of the convention center after the WWE/ECW show.

Divorce

I found this on a sidewalk while walking to school. I pictured my own life flying by until I became the person who was writing this note.

50 Feet Penis

I grabbed a cart at the Home Depot the other day and this list had been left in the basket. Was it the daydream of a lonely artisan or a prank played by a snarky coworker? Either way that’s a lot of penis.

No Offense Intended

Just saw this note on the ground after leaving a coffee shop at 18th Ave. and Geary Blvd., and thought it was a pretty fair and balanced proposition for a casual “dudes only” hookup.

Captivating

I found this index card in a puddle on my way back from class one day.