Drunk in Nevada City

This note is written on the back of a metallic golden paper that smells a lot of cigarettes. I found it the day after it was written on Broad Street. The style of the note struck me as full of literary possibility… the honesty, the apparent urge to write down an experience, culminating in the … Continued

From My Butt

Note between two or more students. Subject uncertain.


I was at the park yesterday and found this GNC business card on the ground. Not only was it discarded by ‘Jeep’ but ‘Nils’ wrote on a GNC card, which somehow implies that he or she is fit and buff, except don’t call them at work.

Love U Babe

I was working and was about to clean up the store when I saw this on the ground.

Attn: The Boss of The House

I found this beside a dumpster outside an apartment complex. It had an envelope that I lost. I have had this for almost 2 years and every time I rediscover it in a drawer or box it makes me laugh and laugh. I thought it was time to share it with the world because it … Continued

Surfin’ Goat

Found taped to a door in my apartment complex.

Try Hz Ass Out

I found this outside of a shopping center. Sounds like this mother and daughter have open lines of communication regarding sex.

I Want My Unicorn

Found outside of a school in far East Portland as I was walking my dog, must have been earlier that day, because it hadn’t been rained on yet.