3 Excited Legs

I was walking back to work after having lunch in Chinatown and I nearly stepped on this note looking up at me. Something made me reach down and pick it up and stick it in my shirt pocket.

Transient Memo

I found this in an ashtray outside of work this morning, complete with dime and wristband on it.

The Paper Bag Lover

A friend and I shared an apartment with some people we lived downstairs they lived upstairs, a few times when I’d come back from work weird notes like this would be on the stairs leading to our apartment, not long after they were evicted for selling drugs so we don’t know who they came from.

Beyond the Call of Duty

Found this on my way into Schnuck’s for some groceries after class one night. It seems Danny was helping put on a dance recital.

Overnight

What’s the 204? An apartment number, like I know who this is and where you live? Scarrrrrrry.

HappyKittyBunnyPony

I picked up a copy of a colourful book with kittens and other cute-art. This note had been put in the front cover– perhaps someone thought there were too many copies of happykittybunnypony but with a name like that to compete with art featuring urine or blood or a rope piled in a corner, who … Continued

No Liver, No Yoghurt Raisins

The man who makes and sells jewelry on the corner next to my shop has been occasionally receiving letters from a woman possibly named Meredith. He does not know who she is, and though her return address is sometimes marked as the same city we live in, the envelopes will be stamped with Jackson, FL, … Continued

Advice for Dad

I found this in a book entitled “Violence and the Sacred;” I’m not sure if that makes the note funnier or not. As a dad myself, I think the advice is pretty astute, though.

For my fellow recluse

In an old paperback copy of “Walden” a friend was giving away in Montreal, just prior to a trip to vancouver. Tried to find the shop, but had been replaced by big downtown steel buildings. “For my fellow recluse: Hope you will enjoy this – it contains many of our mutual convictions and should fill … Continued

Bizarre

I found this on the desk behind me in my 9th grade English class. It was so incredibly random that people tried to take it from me all day long. I still haven’t found out who “Scott” is at my high school.