I Almost Feel Creative Tonite

In 1994 I bought the Bob Dylan Greatest Hits Vol. 2 LP at Discount Records (R.I.P.) and this 45 was stuck in the sleeve with the original two records.

Endless Love

I bought Nicholas Sparks’ A Walk to Remember at my local library’s bookstore. A beautiful but tragic love story. Inside I found a real love letter written on the first page. After reading it I couldn’t help but wonder what happened to them and why anyone would misplace such a beautiful letter.

Warning Future Adam

I found this whilst working at the Salvation Army, on the backside is a treasure map I was never able to decipher.

Decisions, Decisions

My 7-year-old son brought this home one day. This leaves me wondering what the problem is, and how it could possibly involve nets and plastic.

Am Not

So late one night I went to Burger King and there was one other guy there, either drunk out of his mind or higher than a kite at a rave. Evidently he thought I was a vampire, followed me home, and left this on my doorstep. It’s on the back of some sheet music, and … Continued

Great Job on

I found this when I needed it most. It was on the door of a bathroom stall.

Now What?

I found this while bar-hopping downtown one night and, given my condition, thought it was deeply perplexing.