Amoeba

I found this Post-it note on the sidewalk outside of the building where I work. I spent the better part of my day trying to figure out which one of my coworkers wrote it, and whose back they stuck it on.

Phonetic Swearing

I found this while helping inventory books in a school library at the end of the school year.

No Maternal Instinct

While cleaning off a table I found this crumpled up napkin stuffed in the seat.

Trivia!

I found this on the UNBSJ campus. It’s written on the back of an assignment about Thoreau’s “Walden” (which got a C).

I Hate You Very Much

I found this card on the steps of a church in down town Eugene, ironically a couple days after I broke up with my then-girlfriend.

Jason Sucks

My friends and I found this note after trying to move an unwieldy chest of drawers. Evidently it had been pushed all the way to the back of the cabinet and up and over the bottom drawer. We only found it because we had to take it apart to get it into my car. My … Continued

Unorigional

Found this a few years ago in the hallway of my high school. It seemed to sum up high school politics pretty well, and I liked that it was in cursive.

Brattiness Is Next to Godliness

Found this on my trip from Cali to Missouri on a Greyhound bus. There were two of them– someone noticed them on the floor and I picked them up, read them, and decided to keep it.

Lick It Up, Baby

I found this wedged in a used copy of “Brief Interviews With Hideous Men” that I ordered from Amazon. The erased word in the middle is “hipsters.”

Erin

The saga continues…