Two Lonely American Psychos

The title page from American Psycho complete with an endearing note to a former, but apparently still swooning lover.

Pimp

Saw this on a lamp-post whilst walking home.

Miss U Stink

I found this in the gutter in a Target parking lot. Could be an old work romance, or just a workplace flirtation? I’d be a little cautious taking a relationship to the next level with someone whose nickname is “Stink.”

Ceep You Head Up

I found this in the bottom drawer of a dresser in an apartment I was cleaning out. It made me feel kind of sad.

Please Return the Rabid Bat!

I saw this note taped to the call box of my apartment building. I laughed out loud. Later, I learned that my friend had taken (and used) the fan from the dumpster, not realizing that there was a potentially-rabid bat inside!

Need Your Help About A Unicycle

These signs were posted all over the campus of Grand Valley State University last year. Every single one was hand-written in the same distinct handwriting. I wanted to snag one of the signs right away, but I couldn’t bare the thought of this person not finding their unicycle because I had taken down one of … Continued

Missing Kitty

One day I was locking my bike in a back alley off south side of Soho Square and I saw this note in the pavement. I guess it was stuck in a lamppost but fell off. I took from the ground and originally I was thinking to stick it again, but is so funny (think … Continued

Killjoy

I promise that I did not take this off a wall or telephone pole; I actually found it lying on the ground and there were no others to be found anywhere.

Kan’t Talk

Poor kid. I figured there was some ugly divorce and as usual the kids get the crappy end of the stick.

One Inspiring Friend

I found this one near a high school on my way back from the mall. I was kind of sad to find it, as it seemed to me that either Jazzmyn wasn’t as thrilled about receiving such a glowing note as I would have been, or she did love it and now she’s bummed that … Continued