Dear Granny

I moved into a new place and found this note under the refrigerator. It immediately made me laugh and has been hanging on the same fridge for months. It reminds me of a situation all of us have been in as kids- better fess up or everyone is going to get punished!

Signed, Mr./Mrs.”X”

Found on our apartment door the morning after a party. It must have been one hell of a party.


Found this while walking my dog. He’s pretty helpful in sniffing out good finds. I think that I’d lie too if someone called me a god damned bitch.

Sardine Parking Job

I manage to live without a car, which is probably a good idea in this city. I found this note on the sidewalk after getting off the subway.

Take Me To The River

My friend lives in a complex frequented by homeless people as a short cut. Apparently they were using the semi-hidden porches in the parking lot area to poo in privacy. In an act of desperation this sign was put up, begging them to stop. I stole the sign; it wasn’t up for very long.

Parking Notice

I woke up and found this. Amazingly, it’s very threatening and lovable at the same time.

All You Have To Do Is Ask

I found this note push-pinned to a tree in front of my apartment. Street parking in my neighborhood is a scarce commodity, and tempers often flare.