Dookie Shart

Cathay found this on the street yesterday after seeing Harry Potter. I think the author pretty much stated his position clearly.

Happy Thanksgiving

I found this note on day in my classroom after the kids left. I was initially sad to hear that somebody had a rough morning and then i realized that some of the kids hadn’t been on task the entire time during the period dedicated to silent sustained reading.

Dear Granny

I moved into a new place and found this note under the refrigerator. It immediately made me laugh and has been hanging on the same fridge for months. It reminds me of a situation all of us have been in as kids- better fess up or everyone is going to get punished!

Signed, Mr./Mrs.”X”

Found on our apartment door the morning after a party. It must have been one hell of a party.

Why?

Found this while walking my dog. He’s pretty helpful in sniffing out good finds. I think that I’d lie too if someone called me a god damned bitch.