Signed, Mr./Mrs.”X”
Found on our apartment door the morning after a party. It must have been one hell of a party.
Why?
Found this while walking my dog. He’s pretty helpful in sniffing out good finds. I think that I’d lie too if someone called me a god damned bitch.
Take Me To The River
My friend lives in a complex frequented by homeless people as a short cut. Apparently they were using the semi-hidden porches in the parking lot area to poo in privacy. In an act of desperation this sign was put up, begging them to stop. I stole the sign; it wasn’t up for very long.
How Tidy Is This Now
Found by the side of the road several miles outside of town. Not anywhere near a house either – right in front of the city water tanks.
Parking Notice
I woke up and found this. Amazingly, it’s very threatening and lovable at the same time.
All You Have To Do Is Ask
I found this note push-pinned to a tree in front of my apartment. Street parking in my neighborhood is a scarce commodity, and tempers often flare.
Change of Heart
Found in a hallway of my high school.
Stick It to The Man
We found this in an empty parking space in a grocery store parking lot near the University of Washington.
Flappy
I found this on the side of the road near my apartment complex. I believe it was dropped by a child walking home from the Head Start school nearby. I love that “clown” is spelled correctly in the heading of the story, but is subsequently spelled “clon” thereafter.
What About Kelly
I’m a teacher in a middle school and found this note passed between two boys left in my room. Gotta love person #2′s honesty, even though he didn’t even come close to answering the question.