The Grease on My Pizza

I was with my friend opening up my new textbooks for school when i dropped my used copy of The Great Gatsby.

Stan or Bryan or Beezy

I found this folded up in a booth at the restaurant I used to work at. A bunch of high schoolers in town seeing a play had just left.

Autumn Love

Found at a used bookstore.

The Paper Bag Lover

A friend and I shared an apartment with some people we lived downstairs they lived upstairs, a few times when I’d come back from work weird notes like this would be on the stairs leading to our apartment, not long after they were evicted for selling drugs so we don’t know who they came from.

OMG I Cnt Wait

This note totally made my day. The nicknames they gave each other are absolutely hilarious: Soy Sauce, BLT, and Ranch.

In Spite of

Did she empty the account? THAT’S spite!