Patrick’s Accomplist

A bunch of friends and I took the safe bus to the bars downtown for some drinks and good times. Right when we got off at our stop, we found this gem laying on the sidewalk. Perfect way to start the night off!

This Is Effing Urgent

We found this in our front yard. It looks like someone was planning a pretty fantastic road trip. I can only hope they had a back up copy of this list.

Warning Future Adam

I found this whilst working at the Salvation Army, on the backside is a treasure map I was never able to decipher.

Where to Do It

I found this walking back from the Y, just blowing across the grass, on a college campus. I say this couple has gone around from the “crossed off” locations and has a lot more places to go.

Walter Pops

I think this might be some sort of activity done in an English class or a reading group, but I found it in a grocery store parking lot so I’m not sure. Looks like they learned something, though.

Samiches and Beer

Found this tucked inside a row of Hot Wing sauce at our local Ralph’s market. Is this a lover’s quarrel “makeup” meal? How big of a jerky was he? Awh, but she still loves him. She’ll even buy him beer. WIC gets to pay for the bread for the “samiches.”

“Make a To Do List.” Check.

So many questions arise from the life of this to-do list maker….Who is Bob? Why does he get the worst jobs? Why put certain bodily functions on the list and not others? Is Pinocchio required reading every day? And so many more…. FOUND on the sidewalk.

Weekend Plans

Ten years ago I was teaching high school. On a Friday just after school had let out I found this piece of paper in my classroom, and realized that it could well ruin one student’s carefully mapped out plans for the weekend. I ran after him, but he was gone – and I mean gone. … Continued