Future Miss America

I was working a shift at Bath & Body Works the week before Christmas when I found this folded up on one of the shelves while cleaning up. I hope the maker of this list received at least one of these things for Christmas.

12 Jobs

I found this on the coffee table in my living room. I have no idea how it got there, and I still don’t know who wrote it. At first I thought it was a little amusing, then a bit sad.

50 Feet Penis

I grabbed a cart at the Home Depot the other day and this list had been left in the basket. Was it the daydream of a lonely artisan or a prank played by a snarky coworker? Either way that’s a lot of penis.

In Need

I found this in the store Bed, Bath and Beyond.

What I Want in a Guy

There are six pages with writing in this spiral notebook (with the cover “Orient’e – Authentic Oriental, Made in Japan”), none of which look like they were done by the same person. Following a first page that simply says, “Mike’s Phylosiphy”, and several blank pages interspersed with a crossed out grocery list and a page … Continued

Feet Bleed

This was found at the Oconomowoc Public Library. Though this child appears to be very loving, I’m thinking that they probably shouldn’t own a pet.

Nic Fit

Found in the street

Hot Dog Rolls and Doomesday

Found this outside my local Starbucks; it was folded in half so I was so happy to see the last item on the list when I opened it!

Ana’gore’tes

We run an all-ages music venue that typically specializes in intimate shows with indie acts from all around the Pacific Northwest. Recently, for Halloween, we invited the local high school kids to put on a metal show. It was great. After they all left, while cleaning up, we found these set-lists still lingering on-stage. These … Continued