Mother Fucking Hair

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FOUND by Hannah on the bus loop at high school

“Complement List”
“Mother Fucking Hair”
“Mother fucking pants”
” & How motherfucking smart you think i am”

“Ps,”
“Also, put this one in your bra so you don’t drop it. Jack found the last one but couldn’t read the cursive and actually brought it to me to read. I told him I didn’t know who wrote it.”

“PPS. I lost my comb, do you have it?”

I can only assume that theres another ‘complement list’ floating around that someone else wants someone to comment on.

Milli’s Soulmate

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FOUND by Mandy in Culver City, California

My roommate was putting in a new shelf unit, in her closet, when this piece of paper fell to the floor. Folded up into a tiny piece of paper, written on the front and back, Milli stashed this away behind a piece of wood in the closet. I hope she was single and not in an unhappy marriage. and she would be able to find a nice man and check some of the attributes off of the list.

Let’s All Sing Like the Dirdies Sing

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FOUND by Brian Giwojna in Decatur, Georgia

This was found inside a book in a book store. I don’t remember which book it was specifically, but it was a very old. This seems to be a menu someone who chose their meal from. It could be from a hospital maybe? The person, who I guess can go by the name of Chaunell, chose the cheddar cheese squares, buttered noodles, toast and pureed peaches. I like how they underlined milk and added in Sanka.