The Ideal Man

Found this in a copy of a Thornton Wilder play at the library. Next to the word dating, whoever wrote this scribbled out “me.” Someone has a very specific picture of their ideal man. Or they’re just a stalker.

Kelly Clarkson (5:02PM)

I found this on the desk of one of the interns at my office. In all honesty I have no idea what this could possibly mean.

What I Want Most

This was found by the media specialist in the high school where I teach. I’m not sure if it was for an assignment or just the random thoughts of teenager.

Sadistic Global Studies

Found this list on the door step of my shop. Hope its not a current employee.

Top Ten Ways to Get Rich

I found this in a Yucatan Peninsula guidebook that was left in our vacation house in Akumal, Mexico. Apparently the beach atmosphere stimulated the economic savvy of this tourist.

Bachelorette Party

This gem was left on the copier of a local FedEx/Kinko’s. It appears as if some last minute changes had to be made to the list of word scrambles. I bet Grandma had a great time at the bachelorette party!

Trivia!

I found this on the UNBSJ campus. It’s written on the back of an assignment about Thoreau’s “Walden” (which got a C).

Antibiotics

Found this while walking to work the other morning. Glad this kid is no longer sick.