I Am Not an Assassin

I saw the woman who put it there as I was approaching the house. I thought she was a salesperson, so I asked what she wanted. She said only “I just want to give you this flyer.” Then she rushed pass me and down the block. I assume she was going door to door with … Continued

Shopping List, or Medication

I found this balled up on the path at the local nature reserve. I would have just walked on and ignored it if I hadn’t seen the words ‘Ear Wax’ poking out.

This May Sound Slutty

I found this typewritten note about 10 years ago when I was in college at the University of Toledo. I assume it is a contract for a non-exclusive friends with benefits relationship. I wonder what her “secret purposes” were?

Budget Fun

Found this on the floor of a subway car going home one night. Amusing and sad.

SPRING BREAK!!!

Found this on the floor at a local grocery store.

Aly’s Hair Care Salon

I found this price list for Aly’s Hair Care Salon blowing around outside. My favorite selection is the “Suprise Hair-Do.”

After-College Plans

This is the end of a 6 page transcribed text message conversation. Basically, the two girls are arguing over who slept with which boy, and who was dating who at the time.

Busy Day

This list was found in the parking lot of my office building, which houses a few different businesses. It was found late November 2005.

Hitting the Books

This printout left behind from a patron at the Bloomingdale Branch of the NY Public Library tells such a fantastic story. Number 8 is the final whammy.