Fall and Winter Goals

It looks like a list of goals from 2 people. I love that “get laid” is underlined 3 times.

Idiot List

Found along the walk.

House/Dorm Room Company

I can’t figure out if it’s serious or not, and I can’t figure out who is supposed to pay whom for the “talk, cuddle and emotion” listed at the bottom. If you can’t read it, the bottom says: “One month – $200 One month with talk, cuddle and emotions – $300 One month with talk, … Continued

My Day

I was leaving 5th period and found this on the ground. I immediately thought of this site and decided to send it in. We all have bad days, but the fact that they decided to write them down made me laugh a lot.

Last But Not Least

On my morning walk, this happens to get stuck to the bottom of my shoe. On Wood St.

Rules of Love

My wife is a teacher at a middle school and she found this gem in her classroom at the end of the day. I like the nibble on the ear definition oh and the kiss anywhere else.

Rock On

I was cleaning up the counter in the kitchen and found this. We have no idea who made it, but it made cleaning a lot more fun.

Help Me, Lincoln!

Another mysterious paper from one of the university recycling bins during move-out week. The back reads “Lincoln = in spite of everything, how did you keep your determination and resolve, or did you?”

No Maternal Instinct

While cleaning off a table I found this crumpled up napkin stuffed in the seat.

Respect

This was found in a notebook that we use at the thrift store where I volunteer.