Modern Lovers

Found this in a dumpster by my house. I really like Theron’s use of metaphor, and I’m curious as to what he means by “hospital”.

I Will Not Fight

Found at the abandoned Patuxent Mental Hospital. The letter was followed by the statement, “I will not fight” written out 1,000 times.

No Liver, No Yoghurt Raisins

The man who makes and sells jewelry on the corner next to my shop has been occasionally receiving letters from a woman possibly named Meredith. He does not know who she is, and though her return address is sometimes marked as the same city we live in, the envelopes will be stamped with Jackson, FL, … Continued

Oh, Hell No!

Found crumpled outside of a school just floating in the wind.

The Nurse

I found this slide a couple months ago on the sidewalk a block away from the park by my house. The slide frame is stamped “JUL 65.”

24 Stitches

I’m a stagehand and I found this note on the floor of the convention center after the WWE/ECW show.


Found this while walking to work the other morning. Glad this kid is no longer sick.

To Propane

My mother found this at her job years ago at the hospital.

Please Return the Rabid Bat!

I saw this note taped to the call box of my apartment building. I laughed out loud. Later, I learned that my friend had taken (and used) the fan from the dumpster, not realizing that there was a potentially-rabid bat inside!