Found this tucked into the door handle of my car while doing some grocery shopping in a fairly conservative suburb of St. Louis. I wasn’t looking for a response to my Obama bumper sticker, but I got one anyway. Then again, maybe the note-writer is merely expressing his/her displeasure with unintelligent Groucho fans who have questionable hygiene. Or maybe the question is meaningless and it’s someone protesting Bo Jackson.
I was visiting my brother at his apartment and when I got ready to leave this was under my wiper blade. The truck I drive is a very popular model and color, so she obviously picked the wrong one. My brother does not know anyone in his complex named in the note.
Last night the big ice storm hit us, sadly we had to slip and slide to class. It was HORRIBLE. I have NEVER seen it this bad before. I finally made it home, called my boss, told him i didn’t want to drive anywhere, ordered pizza and was about to march up to my warm cozy bedroom. Then, one of my roommates “had to show me something.” They informed me of a note that they just found on my car. My poor beat up Cavalier is parked out side of our house on the street covered in an inch of ice. This is why I didn’t want to go to work in the first place!
FOUND by Richard & Eevan Walker in the back seat of a used car
Had the back doors open of our recently purchased used car and were standing, waiting to load an item when Richard reaches in and plucks out from under the back seat: a folded note addressing the former owner. We’ve been pondering the identity of the writer and the content ever since.