Writtin My Info

This was stuck under my windshield wiper the other day at a strip mall. Whatever damage he did didn’t matter, because two days later I totaled my car in an accident.

NOT the Father

I was visiting my brother at his apartment and when I got ready to leave this was under my wiper blade. The truck I drive is a very popular model and color, so she obviously picked the wrong one. My brother does not know anyone in his complex named in the note.

It’s Totally Awesome

I found this stuck in the windshield wipers of a car in 1991. We didn’t investigate.

Shh My Ass

Love (or friendship) note left beneath my windshield wiper; my name’s not Maria but my license plate frame says “I’m a librarian and I will shush your ass.” Maria must be pretty awesome since the author says there should be “1 million more of her.” On the other hand, the author wasn’t sure if Maria … Continued

The Jeep Nanny

I don’t know who Will is, but I like him. I actually knew I left my doors unlocked and consciously thought before I got out that I should leave the doors unlocked because I drive a Jeep with plastic windows and it would make it easier break in to poke around instead of slashing my … Continued

Thought You Should Know

I found this on my car’s windshield one morning. My boyfriend’s house is right across the street from the local high school. I hope Chris got what was coming to him.

Tow Me

I found this on my car.

Would You Make a Deal With Me?

My mom’s boyfriend found this on his windshield behind a church in Erie. What we’ve been debating is whether the guy who wrote this is either really old or if he was writing on top of a piece of concrete.