To Get Mysteriously Ill

I found this note at my work. The janitors seem to be planning the weekend.

Happy Monkey

I was wiping down tables at the coffee shop and found this note on the window ledge nearby. There are a number of couples and blind dates that meet at our shop. I guess romance is not dead, just left behind sometimes.

2 Do List

Found in the hallway of my sister’s very professional workplace.

Pizza Warfare

I found this taped up on the wall at work several years ago.

Taking A Piss

I found this sign in the one of the bathrooms in my office building. Obviously someone got pretty pissed off when they went to sit on the toilet!

Super Gay

I am a teacher and one thing that I find amazing is the amount of paper waste that accumulates over the course of a day.

Things To Do

I found this list on the floor in an aisle at Tuesday Morning, the store that I work for. I was so excited that I finally found something worth sending in!

Fags Fax

Found this while working at Staples. I still don’t know what that bottom line is supposed to be. I know what it looks like, though.

Right To Remain Silent

My boss and I were walking back from a meeting at the county’s administration offices and we stumbled on this well-trod list of instructions for appearing in court. I wonder if the original owner considering eating it, lest it fall into the WRONG HANDS.

Poo Bear

I work as a sanitary engineer for the City of Los Angeles’s Bureau of Sanitation, at their largest sewage treatment plant. We process 350 million gallons of wastewater each day. Some engineers in my office recently vacated their cubicles for cushier jobs downtown. Their spaces are now mostly empty except for a few stray pens … Continued