Clam These Items

My office has several kitchenettes throughout the building. Once a month, the refrigerators are cleaned and unmarked items are thrown away. This warning note was found next to several Tupperware containers after the monthly purge. Of note: my office is a publishing company.

Good Nutrition

I found this reciept when I was self-employed and delivering pizza on the side.

Why Are We Here?

I found this while closing shop at the cafe where I work. I think a girl, who was practicing what she learned at massage school, dropped it.

Not Going 2 Orlando

It seems the cleaning lady brought her daughter one day, and she must’ve repeated what she heard from mom. Yikes! I guess she must’ve done her homework– she spoke of Mickey Mouse just the other day.

Spies?

I found this love letter of sorts while closing at my job. I believe it was on a bookshelf in the biography section but I’m not sure.

Animal Attributes

I found this on a table in my work’s cafeteria. It was written on a napkin, and I thought that it was just hilarious, especially because it is all about someone named Lance, and that is my name, too.

Just Practice on Me Instead

This note was found the other day while I was cleaning/reorganizing my desk at work. I moved my phone away from the cubicle wall, and this was behind it. It’s almost as if someone dropped it over the wall one day. I’m still trying to figure out whose these two are. It was folded up … Continued

Antibiotics

Found this while walking to work the other morning. Glad this kid is no longer sick.

Party Party UK Stylee

Found behind the radiator at work. No idea when, where, what they are celebrating or what she might be eating.