The Old Standby

I found this on the floor in the break room at work.

Big Van

This appears to be a homework assignment or a class exercise. Not sure what questions 3 & 4 would be.

Raisinets Not Working

I’m not sure which image I like better, the lazy Raisinets, just laying around and not working, or the trusty Raisinet technician, showing up with a toolbox to get those darn Raisinets working again!

Clam These Items

My office has several kitchenettes throughout the building. Once a month, the refrigerators are cleaned and unmarked items are thrown away. This warning note was found next to several Tupperware containers after the monthly purge. Of note: my office is a publishing company.

Good Nutrition

I found this reciept when I was self-employed and delivering pizza on the side.

Why Are We Here?

I found this while closing shop at the cafe where I work. I think a girl, who was practicing what she learned at massage school, dropped it.

Not Going 2 Orlando

It seems the cleaning lady brought her daughter one day, and she must’ve repeated what she heard from mom. Yikes! I guess she must’ve done her homework– she spoke of Mickey Mouse just the other day.

Spies?

I found this love letter of sorts while closing at my job. I believe it was on a bookshelf in the biography section but I’m not sure.

Animal Attributes

I found this on a table in my work’s cafeteria. It was written on a napkin, and I thought that it was just hilarious, especially because it is all about someone named Lance, and that is my name, too.