Cockney Christmas Wishes

This blew into my feet on Walton Street in Oxford, England, in mid-June, which is an odd time of year to see a wayward letter to Santa. What I like about it is I can only make out half of what this kid has written, because I’m an American Midwesterner and this is proper colloquial … Continued

Hard Christmas

I found this lying in a puddle close to Ladywell Fields and it immediately raised questions about ladywellness before Christmas.

Mysterious Interior

I have no idea what this photograph is of, it was a random find on a street. On closer inspection, the photograph has that texture of many shoes treading it into the pavement. I’m pretty sure it is meant to be this way up, as there is a sign on the left-hand wall which I … Continued

U R Such a Bitch

Found in the street outside Finsbury Park. Ouch!

No Eyes

I found this outside a photo-me booth in Brighton back in 1993. He’s now with me out here in the desert in Dubai. I like how he looks down to his left in the second shot. Is he checking the operating instructions? Obviously all appeared well because he resumed his pose for the last two … Continued

P.S. I Hope It Works Out

I found this on the Jubilee tube line on my way home from work. It appears to be a kind of diary entry letter to no one.

Ran Over Bob

I found this intriguing note on the ground in the short-stay car park at Stansted Airport. It was written on the back of a Hertz car rental post-it note. Did Gary run over Bob with a Hoover, I wonder?

Secrets in the Toilet

Found this folded up on the floor of the gent’s loos at a club.

I Am The Victim

I found this note a couple of years ago in a waiting room at the end of the day, when I was working in a project giving advice to young homeless people. None of my co-workers recognized or could work out whose it was.