East London Lady

There’s a used furniture place under a railway bridge near my house. When I went to buy a desk, the shop was closed. So I had a look around the car park out the front and found this picture amongst the stones. She looks strong and confident.

Do I Smell Burning?

Found face up on the ground while I was waiting at New Cross Bus Garage.

5th Gear Baby

I found this on the curb outside my flat. I saw the word ‘driver’ and assumed it would be a nice angry rant … how wrong!

Welcome To Uselessness

I was walking back to my house after parking my car around the corner, and this brightly-coloured piece of paper lying on the footpath caught my eye. When I took a closer look and read it, it really brought a smile to my face, for some reason. I picked it up and took it home … Continued

Umo Needs Ovens

I found this down the back of a sofa (looking for a pen I’d dropped) at Orange St. Music club, a brilliant venue for finds.

Look at My Pecs

I found this in my favourite bar. They have glass topped tables, which people tend to shove rubbish under. There are usually plenty of receipts and old train tickets, so I was pleased to find something so strange and amusing.

I’m Pissed

I have a small but ever expanding collection of found signs usually stuck to doors or broken public utilities.

To Donna, Love Bob

I attend law school in Los Angeles and was in London for a summer international law program. Two copies of this photograph were taped to a pole outside our school on Great Russell Street.

For Your Safety and Mine

Found this in the street about a mile from Clissold Park. I think Tom is in a whole heap of trouble!