Satan’s Taquitoes

Found this on the street in front of my work. It has some Christmas tape on it that maybe held it to the toaster oven in question. Not sure how hot Satan’s crotch is. I don’t think I want to find out.

If You Have a Secret

I found this folded into an impossibly small square in the gutter in front of our local paper’s office.

Sandwiches

Eating sandwiches and sharing some milk in the woods.

Eat Responsibly

Found on a high school hallway floor. I wonder if it was a Health class assignment, or if someone was just doodling while hungry?

Big Time Yuppies

I work in my local library where this little beauty was found. We check each book that is returned for damage, loose papers, etc. This tiny piece of paper was used as a bookmark. Its message: concise but completely baffling. Its message: profound. The snack of bagel bites and filet mignon sounds tasty! Ummm, am … Continued

Lion’s Snack

I walked into my composition class and this was on the floor. No one knew where it came from or who it belonged to. It’s an actual photograph, too.

Eating Reminder

Found this in my parking garage. I think it’s a reminder to someone who is pet sitting, but my girlfriend thinks it’s a reminder to a pregnant woman.

General Tso’s

Found near a Chinese restaurant. Seriously. I hope it’s not a shopping list.

Menu Planner

I found this in a trash can at the pregnancy clinic that I clean every weekend. I wonder if it were written as a note-to-self or a note to someone else. I think the latter would be pretty cute.

Someone’s Gotta Do It

Found on the sidewalk near my office in Berkeley. The man appears to be taste-testing various cat foods.