Don’t Give It to War

Found a block from the Old Town School of Folk Music. Written on musical notation paper. Maybe this was an assignment for some sort of class on protest songs. There’s something to be said about avoiding moral arguments and getting straight to the point: war costs money, and I want the money instead.

Elvis Sez

Found this on a Saturday morning, stuck to the door of an empty college classroom.

Signed, Mr./Mrs.”X”

Found on our apartment door the morning after a party. It must have been one hell of a party.

X Marx the Spot

The fiancee and myself were walking the dog on a beautiful sunny day when I bent over to pick up what I believed to be a note of some kind in faded pen purple writing. Instead, what I found was a 1/2 credit paper on Karl Marxs (plural dictator?), whose story sounds strikingly similar to … Continued

Maaaaad Broke

Found this outside of our lovely cafeteria here at MCLA there are some picnic tables. One of them is mad broke, and multiple copies of this note were taped all over it. A few of them had the ‘us’ at the bottom crossed out and replaced with ‘we.’ Just goes to show how great the … Continued

Toga Thank You

I found this tiny note, 1.5″ x 2″ on the floor of a parking structure elevator lobby in Pasadena, CA off of Lake Street. Sam is obviously a gentleman to step in and fix up that Toga and Lily was raised right knowing that under any circumstance a kindness should not go unrecognized… but I … Continued

Freelance Boyfriend

I found this while walking around my college campus. The back reads: “Project save the end of my summer”. My thoughts were why would someone who is clearly bold, proactive and extremely extroverted need to solicit for a boyfriend? Then again who would agree to be boyfriend in a relationship that by design was never … Continued

All Your Desk Are Belong To Us

For the last several weeks, at 8:40-ish am on Mondays, Wednesday, and Fridays, I’ve used the back stairs of Carver Hall at Iowa State to my office on the third floor. Just inside the landing, behind the doors, I fill up my water bottle at the water fountain before going to my office room to … Continued