Pick-up Lines

I found this at my school wedged between my desk.

A Big Surprise

My roommate found this in our mailbox right before Christmas. Apparently, there is a total nutjob in our neighborhood. The hand drawn map is the best thing … check out the continent of “Lesbians.” Wow.

B.I.Y.A.

Found during the holiday season at Cary Towne Center Mall. Believe in you always!

I Don’t Hate Jesus

I found this note rolled up inside a sock on my front doorstep.

Christmas Poo

Whenever I find a discarded spiral notebook with unused paper in it, I save it for students who don’t bring paper to class. Sometimes these spiral notebooks have some interesting stuff in them. This drawing is one. I’m not a science teacher, but the shape of this guy reminds me of what I remember about … Continued

From My Levatoranz

No idea what a Levatoranz or a Bulbospongiosus are, but it does seem that “J” really loves Matthew. This was found in a book outside at The Strand bookstore in New York City in the $1 books section.

Christmas Memories

Found this negative as I was walking laps around my neighborhood. I passed this several times before I stopped to investigate. It must have been a great Christmas – she’s all smiles!

Nose Pills

Found this next to a gas pump a few days after Christmas. Did he lose the list before he finished his shopping? Did he remember those nose pills and the lip stuff? The note is written on a Post-It that says “Betapace AF” on it. That’s a drug to treat heart arrhythmias.