Dear Dumplin’

I found this in the library at my high school.

No One Is White Power

This is a little neighbor dispute I found on the sidewalk on my walk home from dinner.

Print Jobs

Typically you print and go retrieve your stuff, especially if its not work-related. Someone forgot his personal print job.

Thanks for Teaching Me My Lesson

I found this on 37th St. in Baltimore’s Hampden. The handwriting says “grade school,” but there’s some very weird and adult dynamics going on here.

I’m Sorry

I found this laying on the ground in my history class. I think it’s kind of funny how two people broke up their relationship with a note. At least blue pen wasn’t devastated, and black pen was understanding.

Alexa’s Death Threat

I found this outside my daughter’s elementary school. It looks suspiciously like an adult has helped Alexa put this apology together. I wonder what she said and what provoked her to say it in the first place?


This was one of two crumpled sheets of paper I found in an otherwise empty trashcan at the back of an old hardware store. The other sheet was covered with hearts and had “I love my dog. I love you God.”


I found this note as I was heading to my car. I was glad that my husband is not named Damon and that he had not been forced to wait in the bathroom until someone left.


Found in the Social Science building at Arizona State University. What was the email content?

Baby I’m Sorry

Not to be confused with “Baby, hey I’m sorry…”