Shuga Lane
Found this at a YMCA lab I used to oversee. One of many mad notes inked on our printers with perplexing threats.
Quit Your Mistake Making
My friend found this wedged in between the bars on the underside of her desk. Our class is 3rd period, so we have no clue who either the writer or the intended receiver/offender is.
Overnight
What’s the 204? An apartment number, like I know who this is and where you live? Scarrrrrrry.
Penn Sucks
I moved into a new apartment in Baltimore and started drinking early with some friends to celebrate. Needless to say, I forgot I parked my car in a small alleyway to move my things in through the backdoor. I woke up the next morning with this note on my car, which has a Pennsylvania license … Continued
Generic Asshole
I found this in my driveway one morning. At first I was really alarmed, and paranoid because I thought it was really aimed at me, but when I calmed down I realized it didn’t make sense: I am not a Generic Asshole and I have my own parking space. I liked it because I have … Continued
Hey ASSHOLE
Whoever wrote this was pissed off. Funny part is how small the piece of paper is. It must’ve have been really late and this is all he could find to write on.
A Christmas Greeting
Found this on a shelf in the business section at a bookstore a couple weeks before Christmas. It’s written on the back of a bank deposit receipt. The account balance was $1,663.47.
101 Movies to Avoid
Found this post-it inside the cover of “101 Movies to Avoid,” a book by Allan Smithee, which of course is the name that movie’s producers or directors give when they don’t want to be known. The reader obviously didn’t think much of the content but it didn’t deter me … I wanted to know what … Continued
For Kyle
I found this five in the till at work when I was counting out the money at the end of the day. Of course as soon as I saw it I knew I had to have it so I switched it for a five of my own.
Stinking Dogs
I found this posted on a laundromat’s bulletin board.