Butt Buddy

I came into my class (where I would be doing assignments which would soon be lost by my irresponsible teacher with chest hair exploding out the top of his polo shirt), when I spotted this folded note on the dirty ground with an eraser ripped into bits nearby. I just discovered FOUND and was ecstatic to find something sooo hilarious to submit. I put it in my pocket after I showed my lab partner. My next class was math. When I was going to get out the note to show it to someone in that class, I realized it must’ve fallen out in the bathroom, before I came into class!! I asked my teacher if I could go to the potty; I looked into the stall I had been in, and lo-and-behold there it safely was.