Not Relationship Material

I found this at my job. It was left by a customer. Apparently the “not relationship material” type of guys are in style.

“Going with”

I found this on the outskirts of a rest stop while driving with a friend from Milford, CT, to Doylestown, PA. I was walking Chico (the friend’s dog) and stumbled upon this scrap of paper blending in with the grass.

Jelousy Loves BomBom

Asking the love of her life what she did differently the last time they did the nasty.

Library Love Letter

This card was found in a book. Looks like the draft of an unrequited love letter.

Love U Babe

I was working and was about to clean up the store when I saw this on the ground.

Rumors and Calc Shit

I’ve been trying to figure out who John and Carol are, but there are six Carols and 14 Johns at my school.

Bad Break-up

Found at Kroger. Picked it up right after a lady left it on a shelf.

’51 Friends

I buy distressed houses found this within one built in the ’60s. Not the one pictured here obviously.