Aboration

I found this at night on the ground of a 7-11 parking lot when I went to buy an ice cream cone. The black stains suggest that this is a leaf from a notebook.

Feminine Masculine

Someone left this on the circulation desk in October of 2002. I guess it’s advice/commands for drag ball participants. My favorite line is the last one.

Girls

I found this paper neatly folded on a park bench, in a “very make-out friendly” part of the beautiful Castle Park. I feel that in these soberly listed facts are a few new things I did not know about girls and boys.

Use Women

My buddy and I saw this on the men’s room door at a Wendy’s and laughed at its possible misogynistic interpretations. We swiped it and had it hanging in our dorm room for the entire semester.

Bad Feeling for Timing

I bought a English (UK) version of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows off of eBay. The book was actually shipped from somewhere in Wales. This was folded up inside.