Lucky Nick

I found this in my friend’s house after a party – I hope Nick had a good night.

He’s Gotta Have It

Found this while walking down my street. The urgency of it made me laugh.

Right To Remain Silent

My boss and I were walking back from a meeting at the county’s administration offices and we stumbled on this well-trod list of instructions for appearing in court. I wonder if the original owner considering eating it, lest it fall into the WRONG HANDS.

Gay.com

Found on the ground on the downtown mall.

White Box Truck

I was walking the dog in a park behind our home and found this card on the ground. Very simple, yet scary in its own right: a drawing of the box truck suspected in the sniper shooting, and the tip line phone number.

Angry House

Found this in the parking garage of my building. Apparently the thing making the house angry is the well-manicured bed of tulips. Hopefully the caring apple cures what ails it, because there’s no consoling the artist who discovered too late what the perfect ‘A’ word is.

Back in Order

I was heading from the art museum to a bar a few blocks away; on the sidewalk, I saw this tiny, soaking wet, green, spiral-bound notebook sitting on a little stone in someone’s front yard.

Two Extra Ounces

I found this on the floor at a restaurant on the day that USC beat Notre Dame 34-31. They beat them by one score in the last SEVEN seconds of the game. Everyone at the bar was so devastated that Notre Dame lost. I thought if they only had some Kool-Aid pie or at least … Continued

Letter from Mom

I bought an old metal desk at a yard sale. It was pretty rusty so we turned it upside down and all around to paint it. This allowed a letter that had been stuck in the back panel to fall out. A taste of an old desk’s history.