Beautiful

I was in an elevator after a particularly rough day of classes when I looked down and found this on the floor. It was a nice reminder.

Bloodshot Red

A teacher’s report of inebriated student who disruptively demands a match.

Tuba Mantra

This was found in a notebook leaning up against the wall of an almost empty parking deck.

You Better Go Through with It

I found this note torn into little pieces and stuffed into a vintage sewing pattern envelope (for teen sportswear, ca. 1960). At first it seems like a pretty normal middle-school love letter, but that last line is a tad ominous!

Really Drunk By Now

I found a blank book at the Goodwill, and the first few pages were filled with this stuff. Not sure if they are lines for a sitcom they are writing or if this person knew some pretty witty people.

New Study Habits

I found this in the UVA library. I assume two people were studying together. One apparently wanted to focus, the other wanted to go to a rave?

Wayne Said

Workplace conflict … one guy’s side of the story.

I Could Be Playing Halo

I manage a dog walking company so I’m out on street most every day and this is my most prized find! I’m amazed by it in general, especially the disregard the teacher had in her notes — it seems she was mostly worried about format over the truly psychotic nature of the text.

1-800-Can’t-Spell

I was checking the mailbox today and found this on the ground. Apparently, someone before me found it just as amusing as I did. Virginia Tech graduation was two weeks ago and I really hope that this guy wasn’t one of my fellow graduates.

If You Don’t Hit

This was found taped above the toilet in a diner/gas station, in the Southwest part of the state. I’m guessing there must have been a pattern of not hitting the commode to warrant this note.