Toothy Toddler

This daycare has an odd definition of a “good day” when it involves attempted cannibalism. Picked up from a Costco parking lot.

Am Not

So late one night I went to Burger King and there was one other guy there, either drunk out of his mind or higher than a kite at a rave. Evidently he thought I was a vampire, followed me home, and left this on my doorstep. It’s on the back of some sheet music, and … Continued

My Little Vampire

I found this on a lonely bench at my school after a long, hard day. The simplest things can make you feel better, they really can.

Super Gay

I am a teacher and one thing that I find amazing is the amount of paper waste that accumulates over the course of a day.