Tributes to a Weird Girl

This was on the inside of a San Antonio yearbook from 1991 of a “weird” girl named Heather (also called Leather twice) with apparently a strange sense of humor.

Guy I Want

I was working gown pickup at graduation at the University of Houston and I found this note on the back of a gown receipt on a bench after the ceremony. Looks like she was ready to start her life out right with drugs and cuddles.

Do You Like My Stuff?

Found on the ground or in a trashcan at the carwash. It made me happy. Does it make you happy? Yes or no?

Tight Spot

Parking in Austin is horrible. Parking in Austin when you’re late to a final is even worse.

Oh, It’s a Human!

Found this waiting in line at a drugstore. The fisherman looks very devious. It scares me that the fish can still think after it’s dead.

The Other Stuff

Found in between the pages of a book I was leafing through at Goodwill. It was in a little envelope with Faulkner Flowers in San Marcos, TX, on it. I also found a brochure for a workshop on reaping your social security benefits circa 1991 in the same book. I’d love to know what the … Continued

Boy on Horse

Found in a dark corner of my shack/dirt pile/garage.

That Special Outfit

I found this in my backyard. It’s really windy here and trash blows all over the neighborhood.

Hunters

My best friend accidentally booked us rooms at the wrong motel the night of her wedding. This was the first thing I saw, when closing the door.

It Is Highly Decorous

I found this on a table in a coffee shop. There were two unused napkins sitting on the table. When I moved them, I noticed this note written on the bottom napkin. I had to look up the definition of “decorous.”