Hippie Bullshit Blah

Here’s a bite from a past job that I keep in my wallet with my other finds.


I found this at night on the ground of a 7-11 parking lot when I went to buy an ice cream cone. The black stains suggest that this is a leaf from a notebook.

Midwestern People

I found this on the sidewalk by the Nelson Atkins Art Museum. I can’t help but wonder what specifically is so strange about Midwestern people – it remains a mystery to me.


I found this in a local mall. It looks like Giggles has nailed this one right on the head.