September 1984
Found it when I went to use the self-serve station at a Staples. On the back was just “September 1984.” No idea who it belongs to or where it came from, but I’m guessing the person before me has been looking for it for a while.
Loony Left
Found near my car in a Staples parking lot. Do you think it was my “Worst President Ever” bumper sticker?
Fags Fax
Found this while working at Staples. I still don’t know what that bottom line is supposed to be. I know what it looks like, though.