Stinky Cheese

I intercepted this note from some 3rd graders. Later I found more of these notes under the recipient’s desk. Turns our he was writing to himself. And yes, he was receiving counseling.

Crappy Day

I found this one afternoon when I arrived to open up the bar I work out. The bar’s custodian left it by the register. Poor guy.

Every Thing About Them

This was written on the back of a kid’s notebook that I found lying in the street.

Change Your Seating Habits

When I saw the find from March 14, 2009, I was reminded of this. A sign next to it, written in the same style, said, “If you sit and use our bathroom ~ Please spray freshener, open window, and shut the door. Thank you.” There’s a deli in the market where delicious sandwiches are served, … Continued

Stinky

This was folded, taped and addressed to Matthew. We think it might be from a church camp gathering. I love the choice of note paper.

Inch Worm

So, I got out of my final class of the day, and headed to the student lounge to wait for my fiancée to get out of her last class– an hour or so difference. I passed by one of the tables, making a straight line to the comfy chairs in the corner of the lounge … Continued

Sir You Stink

I found this at the Santa Fe Animal Shelter & Humane Society, where I work. There’s not a single grocery store anywhere nearby. I wonder who the heck is eating their lunch IN the grocery store? I guess I wouldn’t want to smell Stinky Sir either, though.

Fart Confession

This was on the floor of a Mac’s store washroom. This was the cleanest one of the bunch.