I found this in Tappan Square, the central park of Oberlin, folded up and perched on a snowdrift. At first it was hard to tell if this was a parody, with all the teenage angsty cliches. Though the suicide threats are a bit scary, they are overwhelmed by the absurd satanic claims.
Found this on the street in front of my work. It has some Christmas tape on it that maybe held it to the toaster oven in question. Not sure how hot Satan’s crotch is. I don’t think I want to find out.
Served a table of some very strange religious types, the kind that get really upset if you offer them any alcoholic beverage. This little gem was left on the table from one of their kids.
I found this in the street one night when I was walking to Salem, MA from Beverly, MA.
Found this in the parking lot of a hobby lobby. I wonder who she was warning.