Don’t Tell Mom

Found in a storage unit I’m cleaning out for whoever is the next to move their stuff in.

I Will Control Myself

This item was found on my front lawn on Cavalry, back around 1989-90. A student must have dropped this on his way home from school. There were three pages of this at one time: I sent two pages to friends, and I had the last copy framed.

Flickering

Found three years ago.

Asshole Parker

I found this note in a Target parking lot in St. Louis one afternoon. It was laying on the ground between two cars, none of which were mine. I’m still trying to figure out if the writer of the note meant to call the bad parker an asshole twice or just forgot to put the … Continued

Thirsty

I found this note on the back of a prayer request card in my church.

Hippie Bullshit Blah

Here’s a bite from a past job that I keep in my wallet with my other finds.

Nihilism

I work at the UC Berkeley engineering library and one of my tasks is to sort through and condense the suggestions provided for improving classes taught by librarians. Each student is asked to answer the same questions: 1. What was the most important thing you learned? and 2. What are any questions or suggestions you … Continued

I Hate Bush

I found this by a middle school / high school bus stop while walking my dog. I know – EVERYONE hates that a*****e Bush – but I haven’t seen it expressed quite so well by a kid before!

So Much That

This note was found near the cashier’s station in the cafe where I work.