Recipe for “Dip Liquor”

Found on the kitchen floor the morning after a party at our apartment. I’m thinking of submitting it to allrecipes.com.

Enjoy the Mess

I found this in the Easter egg section whilst waiting to buy a magazine. It’s written on the reverse of a torn Rice Krispies box. I hope Julia and her friends enjoy their sleepover.

Somebody Needs to Make This

A coworker of mine came into work a week ago with some Agatha Christie paperbacks that he’d picked up at a church fundraiser. Inside one of the novels– I think it was “A Caribbean Mystery”– was this rather alarming (to my tastebuds, at least) index card. Particularly endearing is the giant “degree” symbol accompanying the … Continued

Two Extra Ounces

I found this on the floor at a restaurant on the day that USC beat Notre Dame 34-31. They beat them by one score in the last SEVEN seconds of the game. Everyone at the bar was so devastated that Notre Dame lost. I thought if they only had some Kool-Aid pie or at least … Continued